Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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