Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
His hands were made for my vagina.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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