So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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