just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
