Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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