I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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