That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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