i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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