I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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