i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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