On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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