R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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