Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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You made out with two different species that night
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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