Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
