5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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