I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you win again, gameday.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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