College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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