this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
