I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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