Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
