There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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