I feel great
I just peed on a car
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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