So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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