And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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