Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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