What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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