guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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