I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
