Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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