This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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