its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
