so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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