So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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