Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She said her name was "party"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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