so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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