Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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