Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Watching her eat just hurts me
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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