What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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