their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
well you can't waste a boner
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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