this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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