What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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