i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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