Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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