i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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