I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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