I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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