Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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