On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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