They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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