One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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