No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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