it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
The power of my boobs compel you
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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