The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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