Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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