idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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