HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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