Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
